On the Beach Again!

This time the company went bankrupt! Hahaha… Out of the blue. No goodbyes, no farewells, just kaput! Haha…! I am too dumbfounded even to register the implications just yet. For, such is the hilarity of this excruciatingly ridiculous cycle.

The cruel dark comedy of errors in the life of A Canada Immigrant continues, dear readers. I am sure by the time this new development sinks in, I won’t even be smiling, let alone writing this blog. No longer any point in maintaining a memoir of continuous failure. Go fly a kite.

So, instead of writing another profoundly meaningful post (who am I kidding), I just wrote a song! If any one wishes to compose, sing and record this song for Canadian Immigrants, please do so now while I can still hum to it.

I present, dear reader, my new song: An Immigrant On The Beach, by the Immigrant Known As Cinnik:

An Immigrant On The Beach

Copyrights 2008 The Canada Immigrant known as Cinnik

On the beach again
With naps and blinks
Stares and winks
I’m unemployed again!

Don’t look back and sigh
You pathetic newbie
You miserable rookie
Oh so mighty and high!

Haha, haha, ha!
Canada needs immigrants
Haha, haha, ha!
To land and to be vagrants!

Oh yes our Canada welcomes you
Sorry, but where were you born?
Here’s your gravy, lotsa sweet corn
Now go and fix your point of view

Get a life you moron
And stop whining too
No more silly boohoo
Wear your mitts and move on!

Haha, haha, ha!
Canada needs immigrants
Haha, haha, ha!
To land and to be vagrants!