What, me terrust?

Some commenters on The Globe and Mail have expertly hinted (or shyly touched upon, since it is quite politically incorrect, I’ll say) that immigration might be, just a little, to some extent, by the way, to a degree, itsy bitsy, responsible for the terrust attacks that didn’t actually take place.

Well, as a new member of the active Visible Minority in Canada, I find it absolutely offensive that the original, er, aboriginal, Native Canadians (if Native Americans were Indians, can’t Native Canadians be Pakistanis?) won’t even sell discounted cigarettes outside their reserves! So much for liberty extended to all immigrants!

Me no terrust! Me no have hate! Me no take you to leader of mine!